Breaking: Area internet commenter does not think highly successful comedian is funny, comedian unaware

E-fucking-xactly. What did Strampel think the endgame was here? To devastatingly frame a completely innocent man for absolutely no reason at all? That’s a pretty abstract conspiracy to take place on such a grand level.

Apologies that I didn’t virtue-signal hard enough for the both of us

What kind of pussy hits a WOMAN in the BACK OF THE HEAD when she’s WALKING DOWN STAIRS?

Good lord, what happened to the Deadspin comment sections? When did we have to start censoring ourselves around here?

I was thinking of the final scene in Deer Hunter when I ranked those items.

Because all three of those things are fuckin awesome

I made the email of the week! Holy Shit! Thanks Drew!

Being a cop vs. being a pro football player is about as apples to oranges a comparison as it gets.

I just don’t see the logic here. How does an absurd (and illegal, if you’re talking about the context of a job interview, which the combine effectively is) question in a room with a few assholes in it correspond to having your performance on the field scrutinized by the media or a fanbase?

Lucky Charms and pumpkin pie

There’s an old saying in aviation, at least according to the old geezers I’ve hung around in midwest airplane hangers:

“Slack” must be some hip new thing that, at 37, has already passed me by. Judging by the fact that “Slack” is never defined in this post, I should already know what it is, and thus be ashamed that I don’t.

It’s almost impressive how he still manages to come off as a complete prick even in this short, nonsensical tweet.

For real, what a completely worthless bag of shit this President is.

When weed gets legalized, it takes away so much of the illicitness of using it. There’s very little conquest in obtaining it and almost no risk to using it.

Counterpoint: the Winter Olympics are bad and corrupt and boring and should be canceled altogether

How has this reply not been flagged and the user dismissed? This is horrific

Well. Who’s the asshole now

You’re not wrong here - and he doesn’t owe me or anyone else anything except for maybe the woman he allegedly harassed.