I’m giving you a star and then slowly backing away

take your fuckin’ star and don’t come around here no more.

This story looks so different now given what we know about CTE and the fact that he most certainly is living with it. Fuckin football, man.

PHONE CHECK, PEGLEG

Honestly, can’t we criticize him for being a generally awful human being AND make fun of him for how stupid he looks in this really dumb stunt?

I JUST MADE THIS COMPARISON GET OUT OF MY HEAD, INTERNET PERSON

I hate to say that I saw this kind of thing coming, but I saw this kind of thing coming. This was a classic “we regret to inform you that the duck is racist”-type moment.

This one wasn’t a single, so it probably doesn’t qualify as the most Bad Boy song of all time, but it’s easily my favorite. It captures one of Puff’s most original styles of production with an instantly-lovable mix of snare drums and acoustic, almost Spanish-classical guitar. Big brings the heat, literally and…

You’ve really summed up exactly how I feel about football in a way that I couldn’t express myself. I have an attachment to a bad team (Chicago) because I grew up bonding with my dad watching them every Sunday.

I think Lavar Ball and Donald Trump are actually one in the same. They both are infuriating trolls who seem to seek out the worst possible option in any given scenario, and then doggedly pursue that option despite logic, common sense, and good old fashioned decency.

I’m cracking up right now imagining a guy dropping a loud blast of a fart and then cumming HARD right afterwards while sitting in an office cubicle.

I once had to fly the morning after falling asleep in an A/C-cooled Arizona apartment building hallway with wet swim trunks on and no blanket. I woke up shortly before my flight hungover AND sick as a dog with a searing sore throat and sinuses full of toxic waste. If the flight attendants would have opened the door up…

You missed the part where I said “new sport”. Basketball is boring, unfortunately.

The country could use a new sport that somehow recognizes brute strength and athletic grace by the same measures that football does without the absurd violence. Someone come up with something.

At your service, fuckface.

I think we’re all ignoring the real problem here.

You know that The A.V. Club originated from The Onion, correct? The satirical news source? The one that you shouldn’t be coming to for serious news analysis? That one?

So wait - you’re mad at Deadspin for shitting on Barstool?

You should go ride your bikey bike, Bikey McBikeface!

These appear to be excellent dogs.