Basketball? Fun, I guess

This was lovely thank you

No ToeJam & Earl? Hard pass

Yeah, that’s so true about the jokes - he will definitely be hearing that from opponents and crowds alike.

Meh, foot fetishes are pretty vanilla as far as fetishes go. It’s not like she told the world that he’s into cockfingering or something.

This deserves more stars

I haven’t watched a single baseball game all year and I loved this. Just damn fine writing.

AND the only reason he won a Super Bowl was because of his defensive coordinator, who he hated and was a huge fucking asshole to.

K thanx

I’m not sure why you keep trying either. It’s clearly not working. How about shutting the fuck up for a while? Or does you internet commenter ego just simply not allow that?

You appear to have mistaken me for someone who cares what you think of them. I do not.

I’m sure Louis CK appreciates you White-Knighting his honor on a Lifehacker comment thread.

I’m not a reporter with sources. Nor do I care what you think of my Louis CK opinion/comparisons to Donald Trump (???).

That’s fair

Oh, 100%

People in the standup community have whispered about Louie for years. It’s more than a 2010 blind item. It’s been a thing that people have known about for a long time.

I’m a diehard Louis CK fan. I’m also in the Liberal Elite Hollywood bubble. Louis CK gets lumped into this because, despite there being no lawsuits or concrete, damning evidence, there simply is too much smoke to the stories of him being a creepy pervert for there not to be fire.

1000% agreed. The only caveat I would say that even arguably exists is that the Bears, at least to an outside observer, were bidding against themselves for his services. They jumped on him quick in free agency, and never really saw what his true market value was. Similar to the way in which they traded up for…

I shed heavy, ugly tears last night listening to those exact lines on Walls. I am still feeling pretty gutted today.

If you’re a Petty fan, please check out the She’s The One soundtrack if you haven’t heard it. He did the whole score. Rick Rubin produced, and it’s my favorite Petty album. There’s a gem called “Grew Up Fast” that many people haven’t heard. Please your ears with this one: