You don’t deserve Rick and Morty

Ah, the condescending “cartoon” label - I should have expected you to fall back on that.

Congrats on your awful Rick and Morty opinion

You’re not watching Seinfeld. It’s a bit more than a “comedy”. 

“Easily the weakest”?

Nah. The rusty part is definitely to be inserted in this scenario. The spikier and rustier the better.

I’ve got nothing to add, except Fuck Curt Schilling with a rusty garden tool.

If you’re going to include Uno, you should also include Skip-Bo, Uno’s mysteriously cute cousin

I mean, this IS fucking brilliant here. #Burnedouche

Do the right thing in this kind of situation.

This is true

That’s awesome that THAT was your first fight! It’ll be hard to top it though - that’s like seeing Jimi Hendrix and Led Zeppelin as your first concert.

I like to think his nose was broken well before that. Lawler was repeatedly mashing it into his skull for four rounds already. I think by that last punch, some of the pain-masking adrenaline was starting to wear off as MacDonald became fatigued. The agony he had to feel after that final crunch of fist into his…

Unrelated to Jones: I just watched this highlight clip of Lawler-MacDonald for the first time since the fight happened (this story just reminded me of MacDonald recently accusing Lawler of doping before the fight). What ridiculously savage violence this was. It’s honestly horrifying.

It’s as true as any statement about LA can be. I was raised in the midwest as a diehard Bears fan. While I still care about the team, I’m not missing my favorite hot yoga class on Sundays that hits right at halftime of the early games. That shit’s my church every week, and I don’t care what anyone thinks about…

I tend to think you’re right, but it seems like the whole state of California is pretty much over the NFL. The college teams seem to still have some energy behind them, but I think a lot of the overall issues of the NFL (and I’m not talking about national anthem protests) has most of the pro fanbase in the entire…

I’m 37 and still working on it

This is wonderful news! I’m so thrilled that Tom Brady is JUST FINE, EVERYONE! I can’t wait for football season to start so that Tom Brady can continue his quest for further football dominance! Because that’s what I like watching! Yay Tom Brady! Yay Football!

From what my doc has told me about using it, it helps close the sphincter (lol) muscle that separates the stomach from the esophagus. That valve is one of many reasons for acid reflux and heartburn - it doesn’t close the way it should.

Don’t be upset with me just because you have a bad and incorrect beach opinion