Fuck the beach. The beach is the fucking worst. You know who goes to the beach? Miserable fucking people go to the beach, to pretend that they’re not miserable fucking people.

“Too Stupid For My Own Logic” was the name of my garage punk band back in ‘92 - Were you a fan??!?

You’re really not going to like it when they run for President on a ticket together in a few years.

Fuck yes. Who do we need to threaten to get these fucking things removed. Nothing has made me want to support a sponsor less than having these appear EVERY TIME I CLICK ON SOMETHING.

I revel in being a cynical fucking asshole that believes that the human race should be wiped from the earth, with prejudice.

I’m firmly on the side of man-made climate change science. It’s a consensus rarely seen in the scientific community, and I trust them, obviously, over dickhead conservative politicians who obviously have a greedy self-interest in denying climate science.

Isaiah/J.R. Rider. I wanted him to be good so badly. Alas, it wasn’t to be.

Fair enough. Hard for me to say it was predictable and then say that it didn’t go as I predicted.

Agreed that he didn’t run because Macgregor isn’t a boxer, but he still could have easily employed the same strategy and made Connor chase him for 9 rounds before laying into him. He didn’t do that. I’ll give Floyd begrudging credit for doing so.

It was dumb. It was predictable. It was clearly won by Mayweather.

Just watched the whole fight on periscope. Better than paying for it. I gotta say, it was better than I thought it would be. Mayweather actually stood in with him and fought instead of running and jabbing. Floyd won a clean fight, as much as it pains me to admit it. Macgregor was clearly whipped when the ref…

I humbly retract my original comment.

No ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER this year? I hope he’s okay.

Mike Florio and the Republican Party are essentially the same thing. Both should (but never would) credit their current power status to cynically looking the other way while racism and xenophobia were obscenely cultured within their respective audiences.

It’s not. It’s just called “a tackle”.

This is incorrect. The tackle was clean. The defender is playing football here, man.

One blog post that you didn’t like utterly negates the entire purpose of standing up for your fellow human beings, huh? Wow.

I’m so fucking tired of being trolled by this asshole. I’m tuning out. This country, despite having voted for his opponent by 3 million votes, deserves whatever it gets as a result of his presidency. This is the culmination of our collective devaluing of intelligence over the last few decades. I’m simply not…

What an insane career he’s had. And a well-deserved resurgence! By all accounts, he’s a fantastic teammate and human being.

With Matt Forte, Josh McCown, and Marquess Wilson, the Jets are really trying to capture that old “2013 Chicago Bears-Marc Trestmann-5-Game-Mid-Season-Winning-Streak” magic.