Nah, this hill is just fine!

Lolololol

The Venn Diagram of white people who still quote Seinfeld every day and white people who are still mad about OJ is one complete circle.

Lmao

This thread will be my Dunkirk.

Listening to older white co-workers STILL angrily talk about OJ. Just... stop being angry. He was acquitted.

This is some sexist ass bullshit.

[white guy shoots up GOP softball practice]: “Take him into custody alive. The man deserves his day in court”

Did you ever go through that early masturbation phase where every time you did it, you told yourself it was going to be the last time? I did that bullshit for like 2 years in between 12 and 14. That was my shame-coping mechanism.

Three years later, and this comment still reeks of pissy highlight trutherism. Congrats on being a butthole!

Wait, didn’t you write a whole damn book about all the extraordinarily horrible things that can happen during the course of a walk?

I love the image of advertising creatives and execs fondling each others’ balls over the Pepsi ad, then having the cold reality of rightful public revulsion at it stare them in the face.

Exactly how does one “drop it hard”? I mean, we’re talking about the laws of physics here

To be fair, he looks pretty manly for a guy who has never made a woman cum.

Hernandez is gonna have to cheese-grate that tattoo off that says “I murdered Daniel deAbreu and Safiro Furtado”.

“We” “caught slaves” LOL. Good to know that some white people will also take credit for the atrocities that their ancestors committed as well their positive contributions.

we got a new friend in space further away than the amounts of steps all humans have taken combined together

I have a feeling that you’re the type of person to have a bitchy hot-take on this trailer no matter what it looked like

I’m really not sure what jump scares you’re referring to - I just watched the trailer for the 4th time and don’t really see any obvious ones. The beserker clown moment at the very end doesn’t really qualify to me, that could certainly have a slower build to it in the movie.

Agreed, he needs to stay. He’s the perfect public face of this administration. Dimwitted, defensive, condescending, and utterly lacking of any grace whatsoever. There’s no one else that can do his job like he does.