Wait, didn’t you write a whole damn book about all the extraordinarily horrible things that can happen during the course of a walk?

I love the image of advertising creatives and execs fondling each others’ balls over the Pepsi ad, then having the cold reality of rightful public revulsion at it stare them in the face.

Exactly how does one “drop it hard”? I mean, we’re talking about the laws of physics here

To be fair, he looks pretty manly for a guy who has never made a woman cum.

Hernandez is gonna have to cheese-grate that tattoo off that says “I murdered Daniel deAbreu and Safiro Furtado”.

“We” “caught slaves” LOL. Good to know that some white people will also take credit for the atrocities that their ancestors committed as well their positive contributions.

Agreed, he needs to stay. He’s the perfect public face of this administration. Dimwitted, defensive, condescending, and utterly lacking of any grace whatsoever. There’s no one else that can do his job like he does.

Fuck every single team in this tournament with a fire hydrant. I will shit all over your office bracket because all of college basketball is a giant bleeding herpe of manufactured enthusiasm.

This is one fine strawman you’ve built here. No liberal I know is for the concept of “no borders” or “open borders”. The fact that people come here without documentation is simply a reality, and we try to come up with humane ways to deal with it. People who come here ‘illegally’ are, by and large, trying to provide…

Dude yes. All he had to say was “Why is Matt Damon handing out the envelopes?”

No snark intended with this comment:

Any thoughts on this bullshit? I fucking hate the McCaskey family.

Well, this concludes my experience on the internet for the rest of my life.

Does anyone else get a little cringey at how many times his coach calls him ‘boy’ in the postgame interview? I mean, just a little, especially on that last one? Starts at 0:16.

Congrats on being the Martin Shkreli of fanbases.

Yeah, you don’t. Feel free to take none of what I said seriously. I’m not offended.

Sorry, no citation available. It’s a gut feeling I have that I posted on a Deadspin comment thread. This is not a thesis term paper. Note the part where I said “I think”.

Thanks for this, HamNo. It needed to be written. However, as a counterpoint, I think the 65 million-some people who voted for Clinton, and the public in general, is going to be far more engaged and concerned about the problems Trump presents than you think they will. I think people are waking up more and more to…

Come on, take it easy on Sessions. He’s an old, Southern, privileged white man. He can’t be expected to be held accountable to the answers he gave on a questionnaire that he filled out over two weeks ago.

Wishing an ACL tear on a guy who briefly tried to restrict your punting space seems... extreme. I think he got under your skin a little, Chris.