Perhaps the most galling part of this situation is not just the horrific violence, but the fact that this motherfucker sat on a desk job as a paid member of the CPD for a fucking YEAR after he committed a blatant murder. The active cover up for this guy should be thoroughly investigated, with his pigfucking cop…

What exactly is the point of this shame crusade you’re going with here? To stop people from making jokes? Has a joke on the internet impacted your life in some significant way? Or are you just a pearl-clutching pantywaste? “SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN, I AM A SHRIEKING CUNT”

Hemingway was an arrogant fuckwad and so are you.

Yes, it is. I highly doubt any of the man’s friends or relatives are reading Deadspin comments right now. Jokes are not the root of any problem of any society. This is actually one of the last spaces where people will joke after a tragedy, and the jokes are rarely malicious. Case in point, the joke you objected to.

Congrats on being Deadspin’s biggest fuckwad commenter today

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I think people hate Dane Cook so much simply because they feel like they’re supposed to. Most people really don’t even know exactly WHY they dislike him, while others will lazily call him a joke thief because of the Louis CK spat.

Maybe because grown-ass men shouldn’t be doing silly things like making signs to troll opposing pro football players in their own stadium. What a pompous jackass, just like Aaron Rodgers.

Do you ever think in terms beyond tribal political party affiliation? That maybe all politicians regardless of ideology need to be called on their fucking bullshit because if they got into power they could actually really fuck things up? Or are you just a fucking whiny conservative with a persecution complex just like…

Soooo I take it these squeamish dudes aren’t into eating the ass either? Fuckin’ amateurs.

That mascot is a fuckin’ dick

I always think that Drew looks poorly photoshopped into this picture. He’s fucking enormous. He looks like he could wipe the floor with 7torm.

You seem like a smart guy. A lot of people not as smart as you have responded in a similar way to my comment. But if you read it again, it says “white men that claim to live in fear of government tyranny...”. I am not saying #allwhitemen here. I’m talking about the ones who like to bloviate about unjust government…

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

Hunter was once brainwashed with bigoted values, however, MANY people are instilled with those values and go on to change their minds. Those who do not choose to do so should rightly be labeled bigots. He’s had the opportunity to explore different views on gay rights as an adult. He hasn’t changed his bigoted views.…

Yes, it would be awesome if family members and friends of people gunned down by police with no explanation whatsoever could just, you know, be more chill about it. The “usual” seething anger and bottomless grief are so lame, amirite?

Yeah, there's a lot of truth to that. Which is a shame, I'd like to think he has more range than that.

This sums it up really nicely. Can’t the guy just act well in a good movie, instead of being so cute-sy ironic all the time? I know he can act. I feel like Wes Anderson made him drink some weird self-awareness Kool-Aid and he hasn’t been the same since.

When someone is shitting on backpacks, then that person has run out of things to shit on. Appreciate your wonderful life.

This kinda sounds like you’re pissed that the Sox didn’t have any bandwagon fans? That you wanted them but didn’t get them? And that you’re now pissypants that the Cubs have, predictably, collected a bandwagon full of EXTREME cocksuckers cheering them on.