Hans Zimmer sits and waits for inspiration, then all of a sudden a semi truck drives past and blares it's horn: "BRRRAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!

My son and I are having a blast! The only downside is that it's hard to get the group together every week. We havent played in a couple weeks due to illnesses, vacations, etc.

I only started playing late last year, despite being 45 and interested in playing D&D since I was 12. Never too late to start!

Dammit, I was just getting ready to post this!

Same here. Disgusting.

I had no interest in this movie until after I read this.

It's-a me, si?

There was a Soupman location briefly in St. Louis. The soup was good, but the prices were a tad steep. I think I ate there twice, once out of curiosity, another because soup for lunch sounded good. Wasn't all that surprised when it was gone in under a year.

Did he crumble any crackers?

I suppose him pretending to be a southern hillbilly than some regular dude from Nebraska is kind of harmless. The worst is Carlos Mencia pretending to be Mexican just so he can say racist jokes.

"I'm just a sweet Trans-Amvestite…"

A few years back I was on a conference call at work with Larry the Cable Guy (one of the clients I worked on was looking into featuring a product line with him). He was a normal-speaking intelligent person, offered some decent feedback on the project, and was very open to our ideas. However, when he was goaded into…

"Better run home to mama, now"

Way back when I played the Virtua Fighter games, I usually went with Shun Di, just because of the weird sounds he made.

Were you the Pac-Man guy?

Lol, someone out there cares about Frank Stallone's opinion.

True, I had a couple good dark-colored roomy bowling shirts to try and cover my gut back in the late 90s. See also: Hawaiian shirts and Guayabera shirts.

I wonder how many creeper shoes and bowling shirts re-flooded local Goodwills after the swing and rockabilly revival fad wore off?

Kind of reminds me of the mid-90s, when all of a sudden there was a ton of Jackie Chan enthusiasts who acted like they've been following his career this whole time despite not knowing who he was until he got an award from Quentin Tarantino on MTV. Actually, you can connect Tarantino to a lot of these late-to-the-game…

Johnson?