Your Idiot is the most important job title I have, and I wear it with pride.

Jason, you are an idiot, but we all thought that long before this article. Plus, you’re OUR idiot.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

Although my car was cheap to buy (maybe too cheap), i have paid back dearly for my Porsche 914 project car in blood sweat and tears. I’m slowly replacing all of the rust with new sheet metal and upgrading it to what it should have been from the factory. I’m adding a frame stiffening kit, 911 bilstein front suspension…

I had an Allroad

I rode the bus while waiting for replacement parts.

Ironically several stories seem to be “I used my car for truck stuff (hauling, offroad, etc)“ But did no one submit “I drive an F-350 diesel as I commute to work by meself. I dont even own a trailer.”?

Knowing how to take off cylinder head != drives around with no oil pressure. 

Why is it that every friend I have with a 4.0 Jeep has the exact same two things to say. “The 4.0L is invincible, never breaks ever, good for a million miles, unlike <insert other motor here>” and “Can I borrow your hoist so I can pull my motor?”

Enhance.

If you won’t buy a used Ferrari once owned by a terrible person, you will never buy a used Ferrari.

Red water was already burnt, so this water can’t catch on fire like other blue/clear water, duh.

Same as everybody else. It meets the requirements in test conditions.

Mitsubishi crapped on the Eclipse name with a crossover I won’t name (though I mostly did).

As an engineer myself, i applaud the way this man yelled at the stop light.

Seems someone would have invented wheel locks by now that whole outside just spins with a hole in the middle that the wheel lock key stops it from spinning to be able to remove them. I should try to patent them.

He probably just used the time machine to go back to when he wasn’t fired so it wasn’t that big of a deal to him.

It’s like he has no idea what opposite lock is, or how to use it. I wouldn’t be surprised if most of that oppo was just from the steering forces induced by the slide, rather than by him knowing what to do. Way too little, way too late.

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