Quick take:

I get the whole “what is the commissioner and what is the owners” thing about debating Bettman’s tenure re: labour relations but the thing I never get is the talking about the sport’s revenue growth without, I don’t know, comparing it to other sports or just accounting for the changes to the sports landscape that…

Or you could just keep Don Cherry away from...well, everybody.  That might be more efficient.

The Viper is a lot of things, but small it aint. Unless you compare it to one of those terrible SUV coupes or a G-Klasse 6 x 6 maybe.

How he drove the car is the reason why the Alpine struggled and the rest didn’t.

It’s cute now, but as Hurricanes get stronger, the surge will overcome the boards and destroy the low-lying areas.

What tickles me the most is the fact that, without a doubt, Secret Service members noticed it and chose not to say anything. 

Why even write about this? Are we going to ruin Javy Baez’s life over what he did 35 minutes ago? Plus, three of his best buddies on the Cubs said they didn’t remember any interference.

Too complicated and will take way too long. Here’s a much more efficient way of reforming our current government:

He was “grounded” for a few weekends in May. What’s that about?

He was only down there for a few seconds, but his recording device recorded 18 hours of static.

I edited the lede to remove a lame line about Harper’s reputation among his teammates. I put it in there to reference some of the smoke around Washington’s locker room troubles this season, but it was half-assed and unfair.

THE IDx IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

“Everyone in prisons says that, of course”

Screw it, I’m going NP. I know it’s an emotional vote and I don’t care. Yes it’s more than a used Miata that will be much better in just about every way. But they are still “just driving a Miata” (I’ve had several, so back off Miataites). This is a Lotus and it needs love.

hey shut up!!!

It just occurred to me that this is what happens when you go to a single-payer healthcare system.

A great player and good dude on and off the ice. As a Red Wings fan this is some bad news but he’s absolutely paid his dues and deserves a quality post NHL life. 

And the thrower was immediately added to the 10-day disabled list.

The towel was immediately crushed out of the park for a grand slam.