well i’ll have u know that the moment I saw their precious faces it destroyed any chance men my age have impressing me, so that’s one less straight marriage in the future. dem gays are ruining marriage. /sarc
but seriously, my uncle and his partner have been together about the same amount of time and even if they never…

yes do it dooo it. but for like small things, like ‘oh it’s your wedding anniversary? that’s amazing it’s the same day that my coworkers neice used the toilet independently for the third time! life is wacky isn't it folks?' do it do it. just inane shit no one cares about.

that is super weird. I was hospitalised a few days after my younger bro was born (my bad bro!) and somehow my parents still are able to make his birthday entirely about him. because it is literally about him and not me and not them (well, I guess it's kind of about my mum too because you know, she gave birth to him).…

you say it much more concisely than I do, which is way smarter. but yeah, exactlty.

no. maybe I should have been clearer. what I meant to say was that these types of people are raised in these isolated communities who then protect them when they do something like this. Like, i’m not saying that catholic priest=child molester, but a lot of them do join because they know that if they do something…

they’re not insane. they’re just fucked. they seriously think this shit is okay because they’ve been raised believing that everybody is a fucking molester/rapist except they don’t do anything because god. we are talking about communities where people like this fucking thrive, because they know if they get caught with…

yeah sorry, a bit of a cheap shot from me but. city by city isn’t really much better, that it’s happening at all is completely devoid of humanity. 22 is still too many cities saying ‘ hey do you know we’re gonna fix homelessness? we’re going to straight up fucking starve human beings.’ that’s not really fixing a…

hey man, lay off the americans. after all they’re not the ones who are, state by state making it illegal to even feed the homeless through charity.

for some reason that reminded me about a story a cop told my year back in 2010. he was speaking about the dangers of drugs/alcohol, and telling us our rights (like if we’re over 16 and we run away from home the police aren’t obligated to tell our parents where we are if we’re in a safe place etc) and he told us about…

don’t worry, Australians are adept at dealing w roos. as we speak they are quietly moving out, onto the next town, while this guy settles himself in as lord supreme.

yeah but dragons are real, brown people aren't /sarc

pretty much! like yeah, as a teenager I got a bunch of piercing and did some underage drinking. you know what I didn't do? molest people. no teenagers perfect but a hell of a lot of us manage to get to our adulthood w/out molesting people.

okay wtf wtf. we flew them because we got a super good deal (we found out why pretty shortly after - those things are hell). there were tvs on the backs of seats, but it was a 15 hour flight (syd>la) so if they didn't have them i'm pretty sure people would have fucking revolted. but yeah they charged for booze which…

I'm like 70% sure it's from one of the Fantasia films. It's about spring.

my mum's advice has always been ' marry rich'. also she and I have totally different taste in dudes, so i'd end up married to some party bro with buckets o's cash but a total lack of anything redeeming, like a personality (I love my mum and my dad is nothing like this - but when it comes to younger men she finds the…

US airlines are so terrifying. My mum and I flew Delta there and back back in '09 and. It's just so bad. So bad. Purgatory.

no no no hell is only there to punish dem gays, atheists, brown people and mooslims etc. hell isn’t there to punish people who take advantage of a situation like this, secular and drenched in misogyny, because when jesus says it’s cool it’s cool. hell is only there to punish people who aren’t Christian, if you’re…

an apology would be a good start.

I have trouble hearing when there is a lot of background noise. I’ve been tested and my hearing is fine, but my brain has trouble processing sound, so sometimes it’s all just one loud noise to me instead of a person talking w background noise. so loud places are so much fun. also i’m in a country where the dominant…

yeah,, you're really sticking it to the man by doing that to minimum wage earning employees who have no control over the naming but are told to double check using their lingo so they don't fuck up and give you EVEN MORE to complain about. you're so cool and above it all.