seventeensmallfish
seventeensmallfish
seventeensmallfish

my dad used to get so angry that I don't like mushrooms. like irrationally so. I mean, I think they look cool but I just always refused to eat them. Finally (at age 20 hahaha) he made me try them. they're alright, but the itchy throat and stomach trouble isn't really worth em.

THANK YOU

I am going to need lessons from you mum/gran thank u,

on the one hand, your mum seems super capable of taking care of herself. on the other hand, I am scared of your mother and her abilities.

I am a terrible person because the first thing I thought was 'give short people boxes to stand on'. I'm sorry. I hate when I'm sitting down though and people lean into you w their disgusting end of the day fucking clothes, especially because in Australia it is so hot and you're on a bus crammed to the leaking assholes

I read about this on a different site and. The details were kind of different. Like they weren't actually dating? They just slept together sometimes and it wasn't monogamous. Also that she admitted to having sex w another man around the time of conception which was what prompted the DNA test in the first place, not

When the word 'breasts' came after 'elbows' I just assumed that this dude was getting elbowed for staring at women's breasts and assumed it was because the breasts got in the way of proper arm relaxation.

This is cartoonish levels of villainry.

the proletariat might take it upon themselves to think of themselves as human beings, meaning that they will begin to purchase only the finest silks and jewels to adorn their poor bodies with, which will mean there will be no silks/jewels for the wealthy and then the economy collapses when they take their business to

that's so weird but good on you guys and your instincts!! that is bullshit when parents manipulate their children like that. I mean, people like that will manipulate everyone, but the fact that you'd do it to your own child is just fucked. it really shows a complete lack of empathy. I am so glad to read you sent the

my mum's first wedding she had bridesmaids, mostly cousins because small country town/farming community so every one was in everyone's wedding at least once because otherwise you risked alienated the aunts and uncles. when she married my dad (10 ish years later) she had 0 bridesmaids, because they got married on a ski

honestly my first thought was thank fuck this kid survived. not at all surprised about the bullshit charges or the assault, but happy they didn't outright fucking kill him.

It's cool that you have a good relationship w your kids. I have a good one w my parents ( I am 21, w a bro who is 18/19), but largely because I was left to do my own thing for most of my teenhood. My parents never read my texts/looked at my computer because they trusted that I was smart enough to not get into bad

Honestly the most traumatising thing from my pretty comprehensive Australian sex ed was watching that video of the british woman give birth. Which, in retrospect, kind of influenced me not wanting to have casual sex due to the pure terror that was shown to us as this miracle of human life. It also cemented in my mind

everything about her is perfect

I am so excited about Whedon getting the sack, and I really hope that the Russo Bros can fix some of the damage but. I wonder about executives and producers and PR people who thought this shit was great and wonderful and amazing. I mean, Whedon didn't direct in a vacuum, he would have had people backing his shitty

I agree! Joss Whedon was a good feminist in the 90's when being one meant having a female character on the screen who wasn't kind of stupid, but nowadays he just has nfi. His characterization is insulting to Black Widow, her fans and the canon that was set up in other movies (like I thought Cap 2 did a really good job

I actually liked the third iron man because it looked at how tony responded to his traumatic events in a realistic way (PTSD, anxiety), but mostly it was good because you still had the first one, then the second one to look at if you didn't feel like watching a gritty version. The new superman is just like 2 hours of

my dog is not not-friendly, but he isn't fond of strangers. he used to be really good about kids coming up suddenly, in that he'd just freeze and growl to let them know he wasn't cool w the situation. but he's 14 now and blind, so when people/dogs rush up to pat him he goes into immediate defence mode because to him