I kept seeing “iPhone only” in articles which made me think the iPad version was delayed for some weird arbitrary reason, but I see now that they were referring to iOS as opposed to Android.

Yay, I get to play it :D

No, the DRL work around was using the turn signals at full brightness as shown below.

hooooooolyyyyyyy shit.

ETA: Couch is the stupidest fucking last name of all time

These will have a real rough time with snow and ice.

What happens when it inevitably breaks?

Couch then showed the police a badge and something that looked like an ID card

If the tackle didn’t get her, eventually the cologne would have.

“See this is why can’t let women around Italians.” - better advice

Eater has more on the Trump-Carter restaurant feud, which has apparently been going on for a while:

I always wonder how criminal charges aren’t at least considered in these instances..what’s the line?

“their three-year sentence feels light given the savagery of the act.”

“See this is why we can’t have women around men’s sports!!!!”
-Some asshole

Just wait until senility kicks in and then you can buy him whatever you want.

We should all celebrate this golden age of unlimited prosperity from TV contracts by taking in the ESPN Friday Night Doubleheader, which opens with the Lakers/76ers and closes with the Jazz/Mavericks. THE BATTLE FOR THE 14th SEED RAGES ON.

As it should. Not that anyone was hurting but the last few deals have been way too friendly to the mid-tier guys and pretty good “stars”. Meanwhile what Lebron’s been paid vs. what he’d have made on an open market probably amounts to a couple of franchises.

I honestly thought both of them were gay, so it’ll be easy for me to forget one of them is married to a woman, let alone which one it is.

His Sauvage commercials make me want to smash my TV. They’re so bad. He’s so skeezy. He looks like he smells like dick cheese. As Drew Magary said yesterday, he’s a shameless poseur, wife beater, and hack.

I don’t find it hard to believe that Depp’s short on liquid funds at all. He’s pretty much Nicholas Cage with a slightly more impressive filmography, right down to what I imagine is a willingness to recklessly spend on useless dumb shit.

Isn’t John Mayer like 40? He’s too old for that childish shit.