This would’ve been a good call. I waited till Rick became a zombie killing machine that could inspire everyone to also be zombie killing machines because Carl didn’t stay in the house and lost an eye.

I know people always bitch about it in the comments....

Especially when we’ve already seen his shitty origin story in Episode II.

The third murder by Negan is TWD’s ratings...

I’m pretty okay with not giving a guy his own movie just because he has a cool helmet.

I kept seeing “iPhone only” in articles which made me think the iPad version was delayed for some weird arbitrary reason, but I see now that they were referring to iOS as opposed to Android.

Yay, I get to play it :D

No, the DRL work around was using the turn signals at full brightness as shown below.

hooooooolyyyyyyy shit.

ETA: Couch is the stupidest fucking last name of all time

These will have a real rough time with snow and ice.

What happens when it inevitably breaks?

Couch then showed the police a badge and something that looked like an ID card

Just wait until senility kicks in and then you can buy him whatever you want.

*searches for relevant fracking gif*

I honestly thought both of them were gay, so it’ll be easy for me to forget one of them is married to a woman, let alone which one it is.

His Sauvage commercials make me want to smash my TV. They’re so bad. He’s so skeezy. He looks like he smells like dick cheese. As Drew Magary said yesterday, he’s a shameless poseur, wife beater, and hack.

I don’t find it hard to believe that Depp’s short on liquid funds at all. He’s pretty much Nicholas Cage with a slightly more impressive filmography, right down to what I imagine is a willingness to recklessly spend on useless dumb shit.

Isn’t John Mayer like 40? He’s too old for that childish shit.