Yo, Warren is popping in the national polls, to say nothing of how well she’s doing in the early primaries:

3) Why is the US blaming Iran when the Houthis flat-out admitted they were responsible? (rhetorical question, I know it’s because the Trump Criminal Syndicate hates that Iran won’t put up with their bullshit)

These are the two questions we should all be asking:

[Rudy’s] splurges—$7,131 on fountain pens and another $12,012 on cigars.

Rudy Giuliani, a man known for his messy divorces

I mean, the good news is that this is... not really going to affect how businesses operate. I say this because the lightbulb business took YEARS to switch track to LEDs. There has been stuff in the works for years, and it’s only just now started rolling out. At this point, after the Light Bulb industry convinced the…

I have all LED lights in my apartment cos I want to save money and the environment. The ONLY room in which things are hued pink is the kitchen, which is painted a shocking red/orange/pink (I actually like it, but it was like that when I moved in so I have no idea what color it’s supposed to be). I thought I had washed…

Remember your daily affirmation, folks:

I’ve never seen anyone get smug about beer duty.

But, at that point, you’ve also only paid for half the phone. 

The answer to every question that starts with “I wonder if Trump realizes ...” is “no.”  

I think it’s become my fondest wish that, one day, Trump goes to say “fake news”, but he only manages to get “fake ne.......” out when he suddenly starts convulsing and drooling wildly and strokes out on the floor with all the cameras rolling.

All of this is Hiding-in-the-bushes-level kind of hilarity.

Yeah, I look forward to the day when being fiscally conservative means acknowledgement that:

But which Bolton was he talking about?

Wilbur Ross, Donald Trump’s Commerce Secretary, threatened to fire top NOAA employees

I know nothing about an Air Force plane landing at an airport (which I do not own and have nothing to do with) near Turnberry Resort (which I do own) in Scotland, and filling up with fuel, with the crew staying overnight at Turnberry (they have good taste!). NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

Trump might use this 1-year-old speech tonight in North Carolina.

A) We live in the dumbest reality.

I work with government communications offices regularly. The fact that no one at NOAA would put their name on it tells you everything you need to know.