Its going to be really funny when the GOP realizes the Mueller report's non-findings won't move his polling an inch.

They can fuck right off.

Give the full unredacted report to the House Committee, give a public report to Americans.

Dear World,

I apologize to the rest of the planet that we elected Donald Trump our president.

Sinc.
Uncle Milty.

This confirms why Bill Barr was brought back: 27 years ago, as Attorney General, he cleaned up the Iran Contra scandal for GHWBush and Co. (dropping still pending prosecutions and writing pardons for those already convicted). He was rehired for this specific skillset.

If it actually exonerated him, we wouldn’t have Barr’s summary at all. He would have simply passed along the full report so every news station could read it and Fox News could broadcast it 24/7.

Nobody tell this bigmouthed asshole that the SDNY and NY State AG are still after him.  Let him run his mouth.  Also, Nadler is calling in Barr to testify about this shit.  Two days after a two year report, the DOJ determines there was “no obstruction?” I think not.

The holdup is over the status of Northern Ireland. Remember, the island of Ireland is divided between the Republic of Ireland, a sovereign state and member of the EU whose capital is Dublin, and Northern Ireland - a province in the United Kingdom whose capital is in London (normally it is administered by an assembly…

Can’t wait for the Satanists demanding to be allowed to speak at Christian colleges. This is going to be fun. 

Not to mention that the government would be violating the First Amendment rights of a university who refused to give a platform to Nazi’s.

I’m pretty sure the first amendment already guarantees free speech on college campuses, but at least the president got to use his big-boy pen again!

Schroedinger’s wall, perhaps. It is both built and not built.

We have just built this powerful Wall in New Mexico. Completed on January 30, 2019 – 47 days ahead of schedule!

The right is so obsessed with AOC because she checks all the boxes for fearmongering; female, POC, socialist, young, outspoken. She’s going to cause so many of Fox’s hosts to lose both their hair and their minds over the next couple years, and I love her for it.

Exactly. The counter-message should be “the GOP are just trying to scare you. Ask any of them to define socialism off the top of their heads and explain why it’s bad, we’ll wait.  And as we’re waiting: do you want to make sure you’re not buried up to your eyeballs in medical debt? Would you like to not have to worry…

I wonder if that’s going to end up hurting Trump in 2020 because EVERYONE I know has been complaining  about the changes to the tax system (maybe I’m being overly hopeful)

He literally described himself as an Independent in that press release the other week saying that he was going to give a response to the SOTU in addition to the Democratic response.

Can we fucking not.

Alan, what exactly is that the 25th Amendment to?

Okay look I find it absolutely impossible to believe this guy hasn’t been the cause of at least a few abortions. Unless he’s not actually y’know able to impregnate a woman, and his kids have all been the result of some kind of sperm harvesting. Like they’re definitely HIS kids, they all have his awful features. Either…