I think maybe he feels the pressure with all the sexual harassment allegations flying, so he’s trying to claim it was fake now. A core belief of his seems to be if someone attacks you (and he has said this in interviews and such) that you hit back ten times harder. He probably realizes now that his response when the…

I still prefer the experience of buying clothes in store and being able to try them on, but another thing retailers do that drives me mad is to make the checkout experience too difficult by trying to pack in too much promotional/loyalty program nonsense. Like do you want to sign up for our in store credit card or…

That bar is only low for Republicans. If you’re a Democrat, you’re fucked if you ever said anything offensive to more than 3 people, or worst of all, used a private email account.

My wife bought a Nespresso last year, can confirm, they are rad.

China certainly is.

I don’t know about that, I think you might be underestimating what a back to back Democrat in the White House would have done to Congressional Republicans: possibly forced them to compromise.

Thank you for saying what I’ve been waiting to hear someone say for more than a year now!

Also, had Bernie even announced he was running by that point?

Troll level: amateur.

How does she know they’re Muslim? Did she ask every driver?

It wasn’t so much that people loved her, just that a lot of people thought it was weird that she disappeared and everyone was kind of like “no big deal”.

Have to disagree with you on one point: unlikely those suits are costly. He’s also a cheap bastard, and looks terrible.

I don’t fully understand it myself, but I think there logic goes something like this: if someone who was making less than me before is now making more, somehow my money is less valuable? I look at it like this: are you happy with what you’re earning? If yes, then you win. Don’t worry about what others are earning.

I had an...interesting conversation with a few of my coworkers recently that basically amounted to: “would you rather have a pay increase or have others who you see as not your peers (people who earn less than you now) not have a pay increase”. Let’s just say I was surprised at how many said they preferred the latter.…

Fuck yeah. I’d like to see a bunch of black people in Chipotle with AR-15s next time I go in for a burrito. I bet we’d have Republicans calling for gun control in no time.

Can you imagine he conversations in Mueller’s offices these days? Like, “this fucking guy is just begging to be indicted”

Yep. And then remind McConnell, Ryan, McCain, all of them: you wanted regular order? Fuck you. Now you get to sit back and watch.

You meant the 1850’s, right?

Very unlikely, because it uses IR to read the depth of your facial features, which can’t be done with a photo.

I don’t know why the Freedom Caucus idiots haven’t figured this out by now: the problem isn’t the Speaker. It’s them.