I have a story to tell. When I was in my twenties, at the end of my first for real, post high school and uni relationship, I did some things that I regret. The relationship had gotten serious very quickly, for example she had her own place and gave me a key only a few weeks after we had been together, and I had a…

Hyperbole of the worst kind

For real. My friends in San Francisco, who are from Mexico, eat at Chipotle. They also at little independent taquerias in the Mission, which are awesome, but hey, sometimes you want Chipotle.

That's a good point, and that's a uniquely Republican problem. The Democrats have the advantage of having the interests of the party more closely aligned with that of the base.

And those businesses overwhelmingly donate to Republicans and conservative PACs. Which is astounding to me, because a. The hypocrisy. And b. That these donors haven’t been able to bring the hammer down on guys like Cruz yet and go “seriously, knock it off with the deportation talk. We need these people to pick our…

Yep, this from a party who had a candidate just a few years back who was president of the National Restaurant Association. Let's ask Herman Cain how his members would like it if Trump deported all illegal immigrants, an industry that pretty much can't exist without illegal immigrants.

Spot on. They had the red carpet rolled out for them because our government wanted to stick it to Castro. If that fact is lost on them, I really don't know what to say.

And yet...they have greater freedoms than we do! This is what I think so many of the pro gun people in this country don't understand: if you need guns to go to war with your government at any moment, you're already fucked.

Yep. I lived in Australia for a few years right after Port Arthur. Amazing, to see how different the response was to how it happens here after we have our Weekly Mass Shooting. The rest of the world really thinks we’re fucked up. The most violent thing I ever saw in Australia? Coming home from work one night, a sort…

I remember a few years ago I was visiting friends in London right before Christmas, I think it was the Friday before and they were saying on the news how the pubs would be closing at different times because they were worried about people going out for office parties and if everyone left the pubs at the same time,…

I used to live in Fitzroy, can confirm this.

I have one of her sauté pans, they’re not bad for low heat stuff like eggs, and they basically rinse clean. Also, I tell myself that because they're ceramic coated and not Teflon, hopefully they're less cancer-causing. But yeah, serious cooking I do on my real cookware.

Thanks for that, I can't do anything else today but cry now.

I think that people often confuse Hillary’s very careful wording and cautious approach to what she says, and how and when, to being dishonest. This is the end result of decades spent in Washington, combined with her knowing that this is probably her last shot at the Presidency, but is she really just a dishonest…

I thought it was going to be Melisandre that brought him back to life, but this is also plausible.

The first thing she did was to say a prayer? Ok, great, how’s that going to prevent future shootings? Also, government is not competent to manage a terrorist watch list, so vote for me, person with zero government experience.

That’s true, but I would argue that the current age of mass shootings with the ubiquitous AR-15 hadn’t really started yet in the 90’s, so the same assault weapons ban now probably would have a reducing effect.

That may be true, but even if we only had, say, ten events this year that qualify for a mass shooting, that's still too many for me.

I believe my donation went to the local chapter, but I live in New York, so maybe it would have been better to give to one of the chapters in a red state? To be honest, I didn't think too much about it, I got up this morning, opened my laptop, and did it. I've absolutely had it with the anti-choice movement.

For me personally, they have accomplished the goal of getting me to donate to PP. wait, is that not what I was suppose to do? Oh, that's too bad.