If the choice is between a President who kills people overseas for trying to recruit terrorists without due process and one who would shrug his shoulders after events such as Charleston and say “what do you want from me?” I'll take the former, thanks. Anwar can go fuck himself. Race relations in this country are a…

My fellow Aussies and I have got this all worked out. Back in the late 90’s there was a big outbreak of giardiasis/cryptosporidium in our water supply in Sydney and Melbourne (somehow Queensland was spared?) and you couldn’t drink the water for a few weeks. Then they announced ‘oh, it’s cool, it’s probably been there…

I literally had to get out of bed, go downstairs, and make an ice cream sundae because of that photo. Well done, sir.

That’s him trying too hard to prove he’s not shallow. “See, guys, I’m not shallow? I said I noticed her personality first!” Brother, no. First of all, what you're describing is pretty much impossible. You saw this person but somehow noticed her personality before her physical features? Second, you're kind of saying…

Not really a neg, but related. My wife has a client who is a dentist. The dentist said to her: “you need Botox. I can help.” I do not think my wife needs Botox.

Cue the scene in Silicon Valley where Laurie tells Monica to tell the guys she will not be funding their startup and to wear something that makes her look less attractive for the occasion. “May I suggest the...beige? ensemble you wore last Tuesday?” And then Ehrlich calls Monica out for doing it by saying “You’re not…

To pay for their fucking social security checks! Seriously, the whole Lazy Millenials thing had to die now. I work a full time job and own a business.

I almost tried chapulines (fried crickets) in Mexico, but couldn't bring myself to actually put them in my mouth and eat them. I'm disappointed in myself.

When I was in my twenties, I shared a place with a few friends of mine. One of our friends was dossing on our couch for a while so he did not have his own room or bed, but I did. He had recently met a girl and so he called me one day while I was out and asked if they could use my bed. I said yeah, sure. I mean, he's a…

Let me tell you a story about how differently white people are treated than black people in this country: a few years back, my band and I were on tour and played a gig in Charlottesville, VA. We were staying at a friends house and it was a very hot summer night. After the gig, we went back to his house, behind which…

I've never understood this. Moist makes me think of cake. And cake, my friends, is good.

I don't think that's what she is saying, though. I read it as her saying that you have people with no real knowledge of wine loudly proclaiming to anyone who will listen that any bottle of wine over $10 is overpriced, and that's simply not true. Good wine is expensive. I have no problem paying $50 and up for a bottle…

I normally fly Delta, and I've never seen an FA do this. In fact, much of the time my wife cannot get her bag (which is within the size limits of the overheads) in an overhead because they're all full.

This drives me mad, and I can’t believe the airlines don’t enforce it. I pay for my checked bag, but I also bring a carry on, and sometimes the overheads are full because of people carrying on enormous bags they should be required to check. I’ve never once heard an FA say “sorry, you’ll need to check that.”

Thank you, I loved this piece. I actually think so many of these go out of their way to tell everyone how they love cheap wine because it somehow ‘proves’ they’re not a snob. “I’m not a snob! See? I like cheap wine!” Cheap wine is ok. If that’s what you like, that’s fine. I like some cheap wine, and some expensive. I…

No.

In the the early seasons, I would have agreed that Betty was an emotional child, but I'll be damned if I didn't have a tremendous amount of respect and sympathy for her by the end of the series.

He’s a complicated character. Most of the time I hate him, but every now and then the show manages to make me feel sorry for him, even if only for a second. Like the episode in season 1 when he goes home to ask his parents for money so he and Trudie can buy an apartment, and his father says to him “we gave you your…

And yet Jeremy Clarkson had to go for punching a producer. Yeah, BBC, you’re a real model of morality.

There was a story on Gawker a while back about a father who was changing a baby’s diaper on a table at Chipotle, and the manager asked him politely to do that in the bathroom, he got all indignant about how they didn’t have a changing table. You wouldn’t the believe the commenters rushing to his defense.