That’s not a wipeout.....just a bit of edging.

Do you ride like this guy?

You’re reading this for exactly $0 fucking dollars.

I am also human. I run the night shift solo, so the occasional mistake will be made. I did apologize. 

I mean, you knew that’s what I meant. Homonym typos occasionally happen, and I’m sorry you had to get pedantic on me!

Build one and we’ll write about it. 

As a software engineer, I still have to manually enter the correct number of parenthesis and semicolons. If I make a variable called “timeNow” and then later refer to it as “timenow”, computer freaks out.

Giving them the benefit of the doubt and assuming they’re just not great at pranks is how I prefer to assess the situation. They’ve got a great track record of community involvement and tasty beers. I’m not looking for reasons to stop patronizing them; instead, I think of this as a scenario that might occur at any…

There are still tons, and tons of jobs open. The problem is, people are too unwilling to move. People want work to come to them. Realistically, the future manual laborer is going to have be much more nomadic. Go to where the work is. Drive up Lake Michigan in Wisconsin. The concentration of help wanted signs is breath…

No shit it didn’t work, the idiot wore the wrong glasses

Reminds me of this.

I hope that this is an isolated incident, and not something that becomes poutine.

You’re supposed to tip at Sonic? Who knew?

I had also heard they let anyone go with more than 7 years experience, as those were the higher paid people (probably with some kind of benefits). When I heard about this yesterday, I was disgusted. I’m not even going to my local Sonic anytime soon, even if not directly affiliated with these Sonics.  This is an abuse…

I feel like they do beige right. Simple, no frills, capable, and honest

Gotta be honest, I’m with lawyer guy.

All forms of civil asset forfeiture are whack.

I hate to be the devil’s advocate again, but I really enjoy seeing Subaru succeed as a beige-manufacturer, mainly because I feel like they do beige right. Simple, no frills, capable, and honest; that’s what the Loyale and 360 were all about and I’ll be damned if I don’t think that Subaru is perhaps one of the few…

Leakin’ oil in the hot sun
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

I needed gas and I got mine
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

The money doesn’t mean shit if you’ve got the right friends
That’s how this country’s run
Defenders are the best friends I ever had
I fought the law and I…

Yeah, lets just blame the president because he is singlehandedly in charge of the entire government and completely distract from the point of this story!