Okay listen - I love you guys, the Root, and Jez, and have been a commenter around here for years.... But I have to protest the following:

Poker. Because you’re trapped at the table. I once intentionally busted out of a tournament because the guy next to me wouldn’t stop talking about every bad beat he’d had over the past 20 years.

Oh that poor thing...

I think they used to call it First Take.

I’m a Pats fan, so I certainly agree. :)

“a rough-hewn defense that forged itself into a dominant unit by emphasizing accountability”

When asked about team unity, Pete Carroll said, “United? That’s a lie.”

According to NOLA.com, Dean claimed that he only went as a “student of history”so no he doesn’t get to be ignorant of its roots.

But her Muslims, and he’s an email!

In their defense, the Liberty University meteorology department was predicting 40 days and 40 nights of rain

Mike, obviously.

You need to send the unedited screens hots to the media, the local ACLU chapter  and to the distinct attorney.

I’m one of those C’s fans who wisely watched hockey last night.

I’m one of those Cs fans who yesterday afternoon, chatting by the water cooler, threw out the “Ya know, Jae Crowder is pretty solid physically, he could give LeBron some difficulty” theory.

But, don’t you dare mention anything negative about the white women over there. Already, two people here have commented that I don’t know what I’m talking about instead just doing a basic Google search for a Jez article on Shelby and seeing if anyone commented that charging this murderer was sexist.

Obligatory.

He’s never been IN the black either.

Can’t answer that without seeing the van.

the inability to quit smoking and drinking despite the (in his case enormous) consequences is a strong indication of addiction