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Yeah so I hate spoilers as much as anyone but A24 publicly released the teaser, on YouTube and all over their social media. This isn’t a fucking cam from someone in the audience at TIFF, and the teaser was just meant to be the initial announcement at TIFF, not a surprise for every audience member from then on.

He looks like the unholy spawn of Tom Hanks and Uwe Boll.

The police themselves, other than Van Buren or Kragen (early years) are depicted as hapless fools screwing up the cases.

Did the police help?

I keep seeing high scores across the board. A-, 9/10.

Not for nothing, someone I went to work with went to see Future Crimes at the weekend because he liked Mortensen and had seen a couple of good reviews: he walked out after less than an hour, because he’d never seen a David Cronenberg movie in his life and was really, really, not prepared for what he was in for.

No, it said “married to someone of the other binary gender” and now I feel like you just want to pick a fight rather than accept an apology for an honest misunderstanding so have fun with that!

Just before Salva went to prison, he spoke to Coppola, who told him the experience would have value. “Francis said, ‘It will make you a better artist,’ ” Salva recalls. “He left out one important part — if you survive it.”

Yeah, Coppola really doesn’t get enough shit for his complicity in all this.

Who the fuck would even think to mock Playmobil for not commenting on the death of ~Her Majesty The Queen~?

Stars in a Victor Salva movie.

Usually I’d agree, but “Harry Styles spat on Chris Pine?!?!” was all over social media for a while, way beyond the reach of sites like this. People I know who don’t give a single sweet shit about modern pop culture still somehow heard about it. It was a moment just weird enough to break out.

It is the most talked about pop culture drama of the moment.

It felt like you read my message as implying that “married” was straight by default and were correcting me, rather than using it to “yes, and”. If I’m wrong then I apologize.

I’m sure it’s a fantastic movie.

yeah i’m pretty sure keke palmer isn’t a genocide denier and aisha tyler never sexually traumatized two children

Yeah, but even then they wouldn’t use an actual child. They’d animate it or have an obvious adult portraying the child. They wanted the humor to be shocking, sure, but not the process of making it.

Comedians and such were able to upload their material without previous Funny or Die approval, kind of like a walled-garden YouTube. That ability was removed in 2018, the same time the sketch was brought to their attention and deleted.

It’s similar to “never talk to the cops.” Guilty? Don’t talk to the cops! Innocent? Don’t talk to the cops! You’re up against someone whose job it is to find guilt in you, and you’re not as experienced at defending yourself as they are at incriminating you, so shut the fuck up and let your lawyer do the talking.

I didn’t imply otherwise. I’m a cis gay man married to a bisexual transwoman. You read heteronormativity in my statement where there was none.