There are plenty of people who’ve played the games and also acknowledge that the whole thing is hilarious gibberish that’s being made up as it goes along.

The Disney/Final Fantasy crossover stuff is the only thing that makes this series interesting. Yeah, it’s lame as all hell, but it’s also got a weird kind of hyperactive fanfiction energy you don’t really find elsewhere (outside of fanfiction, I guess), while the rest of it just kinda feels like baseline Nomura…

[cigar chompin’ Hollywood executive]: What the fuck is “man’s hubris”? Can we make it in CG? Can it eat someone? Does it look good on a poster in China? Get this fuckin’ script outta my face and give me something the people want, like... I don’t know, “Gigantosaurus”. See, that’s a great idea and I’m not even a…

Unless you got paid to write it, it’s no biggie. We all are make revisions to the our replies sometimes and forget to proofread them before to post it.

I’ve said for a while that I actually love Fallen Kingdom for feeling like a cheap no-budget Italian ripoff of a Jurassic Park movie (“we’ve got some cheap jungle scenery and a producer’s house, let’s shoot it in those and make the back half a slasher to save on money”) that was accidentally given a gigantic budget…

I had to learn the hard way that bottomless pasta bowls were not what I thought they were.

We all know the real breakout star of this movie is going to be the pteranodon modeled after Harley Quinn.

Why are do both make some sort of equation to Leto when the comparison made is to Ledger’s Joker?

Fallen Kingdom’s direction was perfectly fine, it just had a completely unworkable script... which was written by Colin Trevorrow.

Excessive how? In just about any other industry or any other event he’d be banned permanently. The only reason anybody thinks otherwise is because these are performers and this is (at least outwardly positioned as) an entertaining event for general audiences rather than an inside-baseball gala, but I can’t think of…

It’s almost as if it’s a book for children. Imagine that.

I mean, to be fair the entirety of the MCU happened in less time than those seven movies. Order of the Phoenix was 2007, Iron Man was 2008.

World building can certainly allow an author to disappear up their own ass, and it’s not any sort of requirement for a single story.

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There must have been a better excuse for jamming all these movies into a slideshow for SEO than this. Hell, I might have even bothered clicking through the slideshow then!

More like “accept that a pop culture news site might occasionally spoil a (very small and extremely predictable) bit of pop culture.” You don’t have to stay off the internet if you want to remain unspoiled, but if you want to experience absolutely everything as fresh as newly-fallen snow then going to sites that cover…

It was a joke about a hairstyle

Dolly Parton is amazing and she’s also had a sense of humor about her boobs for decades. She knows damn well they’re a part of her brand.

It honestly struck me as a perfectly fine (if goofily-executed) Twilight Zone style conclusion. The ongoing quesiton of the series was “he might be able to rescue her, but at what cost” and the conclusion tells you the cost. I can think of plenty of stand-alone horror stories that end with far more ambiguity than that.

It’s a good show with a complete story. The ending had the potential to continue things, but it also works just fine as a conclusion.