well damn

Will you continue pursuing this story to the end and keep us updated, Patricia?

Splatoon seems like a much happier alternative (despite having its own speculative creepy-pasta that I believe you reported on earlier this week).

Oh, I don’t blame you. I’ve been having trouble sleeping since starting to pursue this story earlier last week. :P

I’d sleuth with you Patricia, but I am kind of allergic to cyber demons possessing my mortal soul.

2spoopy for dis erf. Cry evrytym.

That’s weird and a little creepy. I think the fact that the game was found on the deep web lends something to the disturbing quality of the gameplay itself. I’m not really a fan of the maze games, though. They’re more tiring to me than scary. lol

“Follow the trail”

There's an overwhelming belief (and some data to back it up) that people lie about things on these types of surveys, especially when they're about sex.

Catholic guilt prevented me from starting until 21, so I figure Jesus owes me some orgasms. But yes, I'm appreciative believe me.

Go with session, you lucky duck you.

Question, does "time" mean each orgasm or each masturbation session? Because that definitely changes things...

How is it not immortality? Your memories and personality are essentially you. Our body is just a shell. Or are you claiming that someone who gets a liver transplant is a new person?

How do I nap at work?

This is why we need to follow Spain's example and institute siesta.

This is confusing. There is never a point at which the blue and yellow circles do not intersect. Based on the mention of 2pm, is it really the case that we should look for the point at which the *edges* of blue and yellow intersect? Maybe I just need a nap.

I've been saying this for awhile now: when you take a franchise away from what made it a success, you lose credibility and your fanbase. I can understand them wanting to take it in another direction, but that is what new IP is for.

@Michael S.: Thanks, Michael! Updated the post.