That 1st season was a total masterpiece. #therealisaching

Bump. Hump. You guys wanna get on this? Pound of blow, almost no sadness.. Mostly hammering some holes. I mainly live in a cave full of HGH. Sad cows….

Excess butt-flesh…

Look buddy. I am primarily throbbing. I'm almost always throbbing. I got the big duck-wing muscles. What's this all about? I'm no lumberjack. What're we talking about?

I wish we lived in a world where instead of hating (L7? Bikini Kill? Patti Smith?) we could all agree we loved PJ Harvey (female/male artist full of darkness/sadness/dumbness) and wanted to see where she would go. If you listened to Yuri-G, you knew she wanted to cut your balls off, and it was such a good song you…

Do you remember that movie "The Goods: Live Hard Sell Hard"? Masterpiece

I'll suck big ol nerd titties for the rest of my life, but does anyone else think the AV Club is getting dumber and dumber? I feel like I'm reading a duller version of a terrible Slate article.

God knew how to pump.

Most of Shakespeare?

I'm just saying, because this is the AV Club, you guys probably would've been better off having no characters from books than having the paltry 2 that you did. I mean… I know this is a pop culture website, but if you're going to have someone from the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo series and not, say, Fyodor Pavlovich…

For me, that exchange is probably the greatest in film history.

I'll watch it anyway, but I'm not expecting too much. Still, there are plenty of prestige shows that get love on this website and others that I don't get/think are silly. Deadwood and Game of Thrones seem dumb to me, but I'm all in for Breaking Bad and The Wire. So we'll see.

Mainly what you want to do is post a short film of yourself waving your dick in the air over a collection of empty bottles, and you point to those bottles and shriek about how they're about to be filled with your seed, and then you abruptly cut to black after slapping a dwarf in the mouth. Women, they see that shit……

Tequila, brother. I apologize in the cold light of right now.

People are boring. Also, I'm gonna chalk up my previous argument to tequila. No offense meant in retrospect, people!

Yeah, but moral meaninglessness is a whole other discussion, even though I'd probably agree with you

Probably, but do we want to exist in a world in which we're obsessed only with our disparate subcultures? Maybe, maybe not. That's probably a historical/human necessity. I'm only asking: is it good?

I think if someone self-describes as a reader/moviegoer/cat-person, etc., then they're probably a boring person. I read books, I watch movies, I like cats. It cheapens language and human personality to refer to oneself in another sense. I know it seems pedantic, but most language on the internet these days seems…

Mainly I only fuck men in basement fistfights on the basis of whether or not they can get me HGH. And cocaine.

I think I have a problem with consumerism, but I have a greater problem with the semantics of people who glom themselves onto a specific consumerist movement in order to feel a solidarity that doesn't exist. I like playing games, and I like reading books, for instance, but I wouldn't refer to myself as a "reader,"…