Bartolo Colon hit a home run, there is no way he can dunk

“It looks like the Frog is out of the show.”

Skipped the article specifically to look for a GRRM comment, and you delivered. Thank you.

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

And love = butter/salt

I went to WVU for undergrad and NYU for my master’s, and my mom teases me about going from a school with a mascot that carries a musket to... well, the whole NYU mess.

This is their mascot. It should also be noted they have no sanctioned sports teams, but they keep the Mascot anyway.

I feel that way about the Loaded Baked Potato Ruffles.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Oh, there’s plenty of room for merging (I grew up with stop signs on 55mph highway entrances). It’s that morons here actually think that the merging car has right of way (seriously had this argument in my office).

Also a little known fun fact - cars in Maryland cease to function once water falls from the sky, and one…

Maryland drivers have no fear of death or regard for other people’s lives.

Drew has referenced Maryland drivers sucking on multiple occasions, and as a frequent visitor to the area, I’ve noticed it, too — I am more nervous driving on the Balt-Wash Parkway than in other places, and I’ve driven in Europe, Manhattan, LA, and Boston, and I live in crazy-ass Chicago, home of some rue-ass…

But is that really a capitalism thing, or just a macho douchebag thing? I doubt you’d hear anything different from your average state party boot-licker in China. The male ego knows no socioeconomic bounds.

Also, sun is hot.  

True heroes don’t need technology in order to get to 69

41 points + 13 rebounds + 12 assists + game 3 = 69

Yeah it looks really cool on a guitar, I’ll admit

This is admittedly off-topic, but it seems to fit here better than anywhere else right now: