Any time you can use a Life of Brian reference, you should.

Duh, it’s called a “turbolift...”

I wholeheartedly agree. What the fuck are they making at this brunch that warrants a one hour wait on the bloody sidewalk?? Oh that’s right, NOTHING. It’s just mediocre waffles, omelettes you can’t make substitutions to, and way too sour lemonade.

They could have just as easily been talking about ordering Subway, agreeing to a wine tasting in Vermont, voting for Trump, getting a colonic, forgoing your child’s vaccinations, asking if you think Cosby is innocent, getting your opinion on the moon landing hoax, inquiring if you have a black friend, gauging your…

I read it as a way of being more assertive. I didn’t read any sexual content in it at all. I think saying “maybe” when someone wants to bone would be a complete boner-killer anyway.

Huh. I read it completely differently. I read it as don’t let someone bully you into doing something you aren’t sure about. If you want to say no to the D, then for gosh sakes, say no.

As far as I know "Eskimo" is a perfectly cromulent term which refers to the mix of various First Nations peoples in Alaska, as opposed to the Innu and Inuit next door in Canada. YMMV on my half-remembered nomenclature.