we don’t even get 93 in CA. 

Whatever comes after radwood (I dunno, maybe dopewood, hellawood, crunkwood, you-got-served-wood), this would be THE hot ticket.

i don’t think anyone does the matte black thing anymore unless they’re either a rapper, or armenian, or both.

My millenial sister and her husband planned this van life thing for 6 months. They finished in 3 or 4, got jobs again, and bought a house. I think being in the wilderness without consistent showers, toilets, and being stuck together 24 hours a day and sharing that space with 2 large dogs kind of did the trick. While I…

As much as I don’t really care for electric cars, this thing is pretty awesome. 

Nobody suggested Miata? The only thing is it’s not an oddball, but would be perfectly suited to be reliable, easy to work on, cheap, track-able, autocross-able, and pop up lights from the 80s/90s. 

hot damn. i thought this was an unlicensed toy version of the celica gt4

imo, 90s japanese styling is still better than current japanese car styling. 

Actually, I’ve seen quite a few roving around in socal though I doubt they are here legally unless someone brought it into the country in pieces. 

Well, I hate to say it, but cars aren’t getting cheaper. The only way to get people to buy more cars, is probably to give them lower rates and longer loans. It’s kind of like how Texas wants to fix mass shootings by giving everyone more guns or how some people buy more with their rewards credit cards in order to get…

Come on. 15k? Give us a more difficult one next time.

Cool beans. Do you also have poor impulse control? 

I guess you’re just lucky because sometimes poor impulse control is the reason some people end up with children and no GTR.

how many jigawatts do i need to bend time?

knowing how subaru likes to do things, if it gets the 2.4, it will get a whopping 210 hp. They will ask for applause because there you go, more power just like all the fans asked for. 

can it pull tree stumps? did mazda use monkeys to test the emissions output? will there be a rotary-diesel version?

I just don’t know if sex while on autopilot beats self driving while getting road head in the excitement department. With autopilot, it’s like “hey, let’s fuck and get it done before we arrive a Chipotle in 3.25 minutes according to Waze”.

only because the walrus has the 2nd largest penis in the mammal kingdom. 

maybe if i was trying to shoot a reboot of bruno mar’s 24k. 

I was there. It was like halfway to being radwood but all japanese. My friend kept looking for suzuki samurai and found none. There was actually a good bit of cool stuff in the parking lot as well.