so if i go find one of these junkers for $500 with good taillights, can i just bash them into a tree and tell my insurance company to total my car?

Well, what’s cooler is subjective anyways. If somebody thinks they’re a cooler soccer mom or dad in a Highlander than their peers in a minivan, they’ve got some self image issues in my opinion. For me, Function > Form any day of the week. The Highlander and all crossovers are just raised wagons since non of them are…

Another useless function to break in the real world. 

I disagree. Any sedan would probably do the job as well. 

For around these prices, I’d rather just get the 4runner. If I wanted an excellent baby car that is comfortable for road trips with 3 rows, I’d rather just get a minivan.

I could see them selling this as a korean soap.

But WHY?

oh shit, thought this was the subaru ascent

so no more cheap Depo headlights in the future, huh.

you meant ridden

Aw man, I thought it was going to be Floridaman.

Was this haul stolen out of a bank vault in her house or was it sitting like on the vanity? 

Yeah i know i’m probably the 1% of people who think that they should have just stopped once bluetooth was in the cars.

i’ma say your title is more objective than fact. Spykers are busy looking things that certain folks would like. 

Out of warranty Audi with about 150k miles? That’ll be a no from me dawg.

Also, whatever happened to the holy grail engine that was supposed to come out this year?

isnt this basically a lifted Mazda 3?

did the nissan murano cabriolet ever come with manual? 

so i guess people with resting bitch face should also watch out or get the TSA precheck thing done to avoid this. 

People who have so much money they don’t know what to do with it. I guess most of us will never understand. It’s like you wake up in the morning and your first thought is “fuck, I have so much money, what should I do with it today because I’m running out of ideas. Oh look at those beautiful flowers outside the window…