Doesn’t that idiot know he should be using jackstands any time he’s got the car up on a jack?

Mine require less math, but more skill with regards to not running over curbs/pedestrians/kittens...

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

Yeah, my car would run “strong as ever” too after a few turbos, a new trans, and a new diff.

To fix the problem you nee

Holy cow, this is a good roommate! You have a roommate who notices something clean, cares that something is clean, and attempts to duplicate the cleaning without being asked. Does this roommate have a sparkly horn coming out of his/her head?

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

People who are judgmental about what others drive.

My car actually will tell me which light is out when this happens, but I periodically check mine by looking in the reflection of building or car windows.

Rear. Fog. Lights.

By the time I’m convinced that it’s really high beams and that my eyes aren’t just too sensitive, it is too late to flash mine at them.

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NO I DIDN’T WHEELIE

David, when shifting in your J10, do you also make imaginary engine noises? You know, because it doesn’t run...

*sound slowly increases as car gets closer*

“What, like in the back of a Volkswagen...?”

I wonder if some of those drivers were stoned.