Every day, friend.

Wouldn’t be the first gator tazed due to an officer’s inability to handle the situation.

Picnic Bear was disappointed his Gator friend didn’t make their reservation. Fuckin’ Cops man.

“Savage, I’m cut in half pretty bad.

At Old Republic Navy.

Wait, there’s another brother named Darth Klamor?

if you’re going to cut a space ninja in half, do it vertically, not horizontally!

Years of knowing that “Vandal Savage” exists has prepared me for this name. It does not faze me in the slightest.

“Dash... I am your father...”

Savage Opress.

The vague double-talk is telling.

I think, judging from many of the tweets, a lot of the press corps believe the WHCD actually says something meaningful about the industry, and that Wolf crossed some sort of line and demeaned or set back the profession. Which is, of course, utterly preposterous.

Haha really? That logic is so fucking tortured it may violate the Geneva Convention.

They are hilariously projecting their thoughts about how ugly Sanders is

I just imagine Giselle slow-clapping this comment right now.

Are we sure that's a reading issue, and not just his brain reflexively ducking and slipping new ideas?

Well you made it much further than he did

I managed to get to "bidnesses" without losing it.

Mark Sanchez sympathizes, as he knows what it's like struggling to read.

"I don't understand. Doesn't everyone work on their drops?"