I think, judging from many of the tweets, a lot of the press corps believe the WHCD actually says something meaningful about the industry, and that Wolf crossed some sort of line and demeaned or set back the profession. Which is, of course, utterly preposterous.

Haha really? That logic is so fucking tortured it may violate the Geneva Convention.

They are hilariously projecting their thoughts about how ugly Sanders is

great, earworms...thanks for ruining my day :)

Mine goes directly to poorly animated cartoon series from the 60s. Also, Newton.

Watching it in Edinburgh, the biggest laugh came from a background poster that said “we’ll deep fry your kebab”. Marvel gets this country. 

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Delicious Peters and Miracle Crimes were both seeded way, WAY too low.

And nothing goes better on a hot take than Heinz ketchup.

He’s having trouble grasping the uniform change, but on the other hand it’ll be easy.

Pierre Paul said he would’ve liked to sign an extension with the Giants, but the digits just weren’t there.

They traded him because blowing up your fingers with fireworks seems like a particularly Florida thing to do.

On the one hand, this trade has a lot of merit.

I give this trade one thumb up.

I just imagine Giselle slow-clapping this comment right now.

Are we sure that's a reading issue, and not just his brain reflexively ducking and slipping new ideas?

Well you made it much further than he did

I managed to get to "bidnesses" without losing it.

Mark Sanchez sympathizes, as he knows what it's like struggling to read.

"I don't understand. Doesn't everyone work on their drops?"