I’m slightly older than Drew but childless and the eating thing is one of my great fears about potential children. How do you make them eat healthy food? Or eat, period!

Speaking of laughing at work...

I just wish I could give another star for the phrase “dirt fucking worst”.

You can fuck right off back to HELL.

Softness in his eyes, Iron in his thighs

Goddammit.

Fuck THAT. They are getting outnumbered, and boomers aren’t forever.

You know how Movie Superman always starts out wrestling with how much to present himself to the world?

“He shredded the Eagles D tonight but for a couple of series.”

It’s a privilege to read someone nailing it like that.

“Go Yankees”

I had Domino’s for the first time in about thirty years and I’m never going back again.

GOD, no.

LOLNATS

It’s not “controversial”.

LUXURY!

Man, I had to unfollow Chris Evans on Twitter last night. I’m just not in a place right where I can handle Captain America farting on The Falcon’s head and laughing.

FAWK!