Being Canadian he was too polite to say “Bitch set me up!”

Why would ANYONE let themselves be seen looking like that?

But Quiche Lorraine was a no-show.

Dammit. We’ll, I’m glad I checked first.

Jesus Christ, who dug up Bob Denver?

God sent him a text, said he was totally fine with it.

The clapping at the end. That’s a gif that needs to happen and live forever.

“What’s the matter with Brooklyn?”

“What do you mean you’ve never been to Alpha Centauri? For heaven’s sake mankind, it’s only four light years away you know. I’m sorry, but if
you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs that’s your own lookout.”

Oh, look, another byline to avoid.

Thank you for that.

What a goddamn Mary Sue, huh??

Is he especially proud of his nipple?