You’re right, it’s “Frisco”.

The kids...they don’t know.

The Process

She found out what he called himself.

Goddammit, why did I go to Disney World three weeks ago and miss THIS?

Dirty White Mothers

I thought that was ESPN.

Can you sleep on a plane? I never can.

Chew on a pen.

...and prone to “thinkpieces”.

scorching take

Shove ‘em up there again, Dennehy!

Diamond Joe!!

Put a dab o’ ointment on that butthurt, fellas.

Fuck THAT.

Bullshit.

I love having a Thanksgiving birthday, because I get a great dinner and some presents but I’m not the center of attention.

Dumb hick.