“the less we say about Timothy Dalton the better”

As soon as I saw the photo.

“I bet Marvin just came back from Peru to introduce Barbara to his new son, Cool.”

Sure. It’s a superior cake.

Oh, you’d be surprised what parents do.

And THAT...is a good use of an emoji.

It’s for people whose phone call can’t get through to www.thebestshow.net

“None of this shit matters. None of it!”

It’s fun!

It’s certainly still at least 70/30 for me.

“That 49ers Super Bowl win at Stanford Stadium”

Is that what that little girl looks like now?

I’m actively wondering just who the hell the party can nominate with a straight face.

Push it to Pop it! Rock it to Lock it! Break it to Make it! Put Gravy On That Shit!