“I’m a writer, I know dialogue...and that’s *particularly* harsh.”

“A literal rat walks across the window....and ‘Gimme Shelter’ is probably playing.”-Tom Scharpling

“sufficiently healed”

Nipsey Russell, ladies and gentlemen, Nipsey Russell

So the rehab will take a little longer?

Prayers up!

“No, Gronk, that means you’re not supposed to boff anyone else.”

UNLIMITED BROCCOLI!!!!

“I don’t really know, I don’t know enough about technology to know how any of that works.”

Smug with a persecution complex. I knew when I read it they had to be New England fans.

“Atlanta 9-7”

That should read “Dan Barry”.

Come out to the show.

No, “Monster”’s the shit.