“In this country”. That’s always the phrase that pays.

....kaaaaaaaaay

Why am I not a football fan? I was born in Miami in 1975.

You forgot “Griese”.

And fuck the Redskins!

Fuck Dan Marino. Fuck Joe Montana. Fuck Dade and Broward counties. And fuck Miami Shores Elementary.

What is the hair situation up there?

Shit, I think my boss can see me.

Step right up!

Thank you, I need to brighten all my friends’ day with this.

It’s because he wasn’t elite.

I had to go pick up a friend on acid who called from a pay phone. We weren’t sure what to do with her so we went to the grocery store and just kept her walking around.

I thought that was more Crenshaw’s thing.

Let’s be honest, Tony Scott was bitin’ Iron Eagle’s flavor with using “Gimme Some Lovin’”

Fuckin t-shirts!

What I’m saying is