Jabba the Hutt was a big role model in my day.
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Ooh, harsh.
I think Galadriel and Charles Dickens had been there before.
Wholly and completely. The rest you can pretty much manage by yourself, right?
“remind yourself that you’re trying to fit your lips to theirs.”
So it was Paul Giamatti in “Singles”?
Real talk—who’s the uglier man?
“with a cat in my car”
The Problem Internet would be my first guess.
“this is a rape joke people make”
Did they decide whether that shaggy motherfucker is a starter or a closer yet?
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Is that what I hear my manager drinking? There’s something shaking all the time.
See: “caramel macchiato”