Hold up. You’re saying that women, with vaginas, have behaved badly? I’d walk you through how that’s impossible, but any explanation from me is automatically Mansplaining. I’m just going to go back to my mirror, and resume my self-loathing.

Looking through your comment history is overwhelming. You’re a caricature. I can’t begin to imagine how hysterical you’d get if someone jokingly suggested female genital mutilation as a remedy for infidelity.