Every headline relating to Trump is like reading an Onion headline out of context. You do a double take, read it again, and then you realize it’s a joke.

Except it’s not, and then you just scream internally forever.

At this point, I honestly don’t even know what to say- there’s just no words to express the absolute insanity of what we are witnessing. There isn’t a single touchpoint I can reference to provide parallel or precedence. Can’t yell “1984" or “It Can’t Happen Here”, because even those seem to be set in some sort of…

Good person <3

I’ve read all the reasons why people can legit forget their kids are in the car. Still don’t get it. I moved halfway across the country this summer and blasted across three states with hardly any stops (except overnight in a pet-friendly motel) because my two cats were with me. If I had to stop to rest/eat, I did it…

Some of my buddies who I served in iraq with went there the last few days. I am very proud

I’m not american, and I’m just speculating wildly here.. but could it be that the veteran groups that were mobilizing and stated dedication to confrontative non-violent tactics, was the final thing that made the Army Corps of Engineers back out of this?
I am thinking that most military commanders might be very very relu…

So happy for all native people and especially Standing Rock.

YES. The vet groups that showed up are fucking amazing.

Hell yes, and don’t forget the veterans groups, each led by a Native American woman vet, who showed up to protect the water defenders. Now that is fucking American. Fuck these corporate, fossil fuel, fuck-the-environment bastards.

Everyone in my family is so happy to hear this. Our reservation stands with Standing Rock.

This proves that activism; especially by badass tribal members, women, queer folks, PoC, etc.; fucking works. This is amazing news and I’m elated. But: we can’t get complacent. We still have to keep fighting. Keep donating to conservation charities. Keep calling your representatives. Keep being loud. Keep up the good…

“The Standing Rock Sioux Tribe and all of Indian Country will be forever grateful to the Obama administration for this historic decision,” he said.

I’m sure Baldwin never imagined that this would be his lasting contribution to the world. 

It brings me great comfort that Alec Baldwin keeps doing this impersonation with the sole purpose of getting under Trump’s skin.

well doo bi di doo

well la di da

maybe she was gassy??

I have no witty, clever, snarky, or thought provoking contribution. Friends, I honestly do not understand why this is happening. It’s like motherfucking opposite day. Every day! I thought, really, the buck would stop somewhere. A magic lever, a gong, something, America. Is there no one entity that can nix this…

He has a dick, they won’t care.

Petraeus was sentenced to two years’ probation in April 2013 for passing classified information to Paula Broadwell, who was at the time writing his biography and with whom he was also having an affair.