They’re both assholes, so if this was a romantic comedy, they should be hooking up anytime now!

Hmmm, I can’t decide. His beard is a little too perfectly trimmed for my taste (a la 90's boy band members). I think I like my men’s little more rugged.

I know Banks has some baggage herself, but this totally sounds like Russell Crowe. There’s an “Altercations” section on his Wikipedia page.

“The Room” was an awful movie by Tommy Wiseau, “Room” was an amazing movie based on a Donoghue novel.

She’s brilliant. But Baldwin, man. He is perfection. And I thought this was pretty hilarious actually. They even threw the hurricane in there.

She is the best. I am glad to claim her for my team. I loved her on the Big Gay Sketch Show on LOGO.

She’s a national treasure.

I didn’t think she could get better than last week’s “I think I’m gonna be president” delivery, but goddamn Kate McKinnon.

But have you really lived in New York until you’ve moved between apartments with a bunch of sketchy Russian dudes in an unmarked truck?

Just stopping by to leave my obligatory “I went to college with Tituss and kind of knew him” comment. (You’re awesome Tituss. I’m delighted for you and your well deserved success.)

I wear a black turtleneck sweater from time to time, so I got that going....

When you are really bad at a thing and you love doing that thing so much that you can’t stop, there’s no limit to your potential amount or severity of failures.

And now you know why your kids need to hear the word “no” and be allowed to fail every so often.

Forbes changed her estimated net worth from $4.5 billion to “nothing.”

Attempt is the correct term.

Hm. I know that some people are not impressed with Natalie Portman’s acting ability, but I usually like her a lot. However, with this trailer I spent the whole time thinking that is Natalie Portman playing Jackie Kennedy and it doesn’t work for me.

THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY!!!!!

THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY.

The wedding episode killed the show for me.

I’m going to need a recipe for these earl grey cookies please.