Actually, the original casting was Rachel Dratch but somehow that didn’t work well in test screening, so they reshot the whole thing with JLaw.

Frankly, that bar and the robot bartender face-plant are going to get me to watch the whole movie on wherever it ends up that I can watch it for free(ish).

I loved Bright and his appreciation for SpongeBob.

That gif is so disturbing lol. Terrible memories. Warm moist hands.

this actually looks more interesting than Prometheus, which I found boring AF. At least it has Chris Pratt in it saying things like, “do you trust me?” in true action-hero fashion, ya know?

Needs more Wesley Snipes.

Here’s a bonus just because it’s Tuesday.

He was also Bright Abbott on Everwood, which was beautiful and pure and wonderful.

Was it the little alien thing that did it? I love Prometheus but that almost made me celibate. I still picture it to this day.

Will it be better or worse than Prometheus though?

hibernation pod

Bobby, you are sadly not getting why this movie is awesome and will make a kazillion-billion dollars.

Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

My work office is abuzz that he supposedly had an affair with Marion Cotillard when they filmed Allied. Which, if true, shouldn’t shock anyone including Angelina, as that is how she and Brad got together in the first place. Seems like his MO.

Julia gets a free pass for even being out in public this soon after her loss.

I would buy those two idiots a beer. They made t-shirts and everything!