20 dogs trapped without water? Not a joke.

My husband thinks that rum is for looking at in the shelf but I say drink that bitch!

Oh gurl. I’m having a legit one: Bundaberg and Gosling’s Reserve Old Rum. FUCK YES!

Agreed. I actually use it fairly frequently; I try to make it less shocking, more like ‘fuck,’ because at this point I think it’s snarky more than anything else and I like owning words like that. I’d say instead that Coulter is a dangerously ignorant garbage troglodyte!

You’re from the 70s too!? You get a free pass. ;)

ZING! But if you just exhale I promise you won’t drown. :)

Who still plugs their nose when they jump in the pool? This isn’t 1978.

Before you toss stones:

Busted Tawny Kitaen.

love this love this love this

This looks like a disgusting piece of shit tv movie from 1996.

Also, none of us use the train!

This only serves to intensify the overall charm. (Somehow.)

Not my point. You cannot deny the fact that Albright was not the Secretary of State because of her husband, it’s because she had a lot of powerful connections going all the way back to college.

I’m sure Madeline Albright, also a Wellesley graduate - like myself, in point of fact - would have something to say about that.

I’ve always been the first noisy bitch to be, all, “NOBODY CAN TOUCH THIS BOOK IT IS THE BESTEST BOOK THAT MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY BLORP” but I am officially shutting up and letting this talented artist get to work.

When I taught film I used the first car chase sequence as a great example of non-linear action, where, unlike most car chases, the point is to use the totally erratic chase to represent Bourne’s own mental state. It’s so well done!

Right - I loved the first Bourne coz it was dark, angry, had that moody music, and felt like the embodiment of instability. It wasn’t supposed to have heart, it was supposed to be, like, the anti-Bond.

Yup. Whoever made that former Jez singer’s video sure as shit wasn’t Mark Romanek.