The ‘friendly Facebook messages’ exchanged after the attack are, IMHO, the number one reason people blame and victim-shame someone who’s suffered a rape. People just don’t want to consider that the human psyche could fragment like that. I’ve found it almost impossible to fight back against someone who’s decided that a…

Tell us you’re doing a makeup book!!

Ah! ALSO DELICIOUS.

Was that John Hawkes I saw peekin’ in there? DONEZIES.

She is just about the greatest athlete in the history of sport and even being cued to remember all the ways she’s been written about dismissively is enough to make my blood boil this fine Monday morning.

Oh we just hung out with travelers and falconers and knights and fishermen and shit. It was like a time warp, but also modern. I live in LA, so anything like that is magical to me.

Meh, her hair’s not that great. Looks fried.

Honest to god it’s my favorite place in Wales. Everyone there was lovely, great food, total weirdness, just wonderful. I’d live there if I was good enough at jesting.

Yeah, I thought it was a seriously genius move that they were all ‘we’re older and kinda fat and droopy (except for Banksy, who cuts like a knife), so let’s make that part of the hilarity of pretending to be 17.’ Like, right off the bat. So awesome. Only sad: it looks like Janeane G has been messing with her face.…

These are always so good, and sometimes poetic as fuck.

Thank you for using both the words ‘weenies’ and ‘wang’ so that I cannot stop giggling like a 6 year old.

OOF. Why is Damian Lewis so hot? He’s the most oddly almost-attractive hot person I’ve ever seen. Perhaps Science can explain it.

Hahahah - I pay a guy to do that! ;)

Yeah, those King Arthur pics...ooof.

Well, I’m in LA, and one of my horses was a former stunt horse for film, so...I think I’m content in knowing what I’m talking about. But holla atcha Canadia!

Nope. That’s not what she’s doing. She’s using liberty to communicate with the horse (not a pony). It’s a natural technique which, like I said, takes years of hard work for both partners. You can’t just step up to a ‘stunt horse’ and do it. And I can tell by the way the horse reacts to her how they’re connected. Takes…

This is a slightly weird thing to notice, but everyone should know what it means for Shania to be able to work with her horse that way (and remember, they do it on stage too, under incredible performance pressure). Only extraordinarily sensitive, communicative people can get their horse to respond like that with what…

Wait help I’m confused. I thought originally we were told he’d been given the gun by the uncle?

Mama, I’m down. I’m a costume designer in the process of building a leather gorget for a lady samurai (not me, I wish). It’s all about the arts we keep from getting lost! Bravo.

GAHHAHGHHGHGH! You realize you won the Inter Net today, right? VICTORY IS YOURS, O TATTER OF EXQUISITE LACE.