Of course it's a hacky, cliched, derivative, unfunny, probably stolen "joke." It's from BC.

Of course it's a wonderful relic! It's from BC.

I think we've all learned this week that Men who hit women orchids are pansies.

Roaches are red.

#notallviolets

I'd like to go on record here: I fully support domestic violets. If you don't like it, you can take your other 63 crayons and just get the hell out.

Given the options for 27 at the meat market I decided it would be better to just cube the bejeebus out of something else.

The goons over at SomethingAwful have been having a lot of fun with the Madden gif generator. This is by far my favorite.

Some Ray Wylie Hubbard?

Hey, ya'll. Here's a thing. I was holding off on it because it's 20 minutes long, and ALWAYS posting things that are wildly long could get tedious. But, it's two songs plus a bridge, so that works, right? Anyway, continuing on the twin themes of Tangled Up in Blue, and banjos, here's some tangled up banjo, with a…

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I approve of Drew using The Joy Formidable in yesterday's Funbag so here's a little more.

Jimmy Page and The Black Crowes cover "Oh Well", an old Fleetwood Mac tune.

Perhaps his finest composition, Dickey Betts named "Jessica" after his infant daughter. But he wrote it as a tribute to the greatest of all the Gypsy Jazz musicians, Django Reinhardt, who lost the use of two fingers when his hand was badly burned in a fire. Betts wrote the song because it can be played with only two…

Well no shit, Joe. They're 35-42 at the Tropicana.

It continues.

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

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We're gonna have a quiet evening, actually. Just a simple salad and some Leftover Salmon…