I've been on a Hayes Carll kick lately. That's all for today.

And that is a ball outside.

Best glands in baseball.

Thank you for the Petty throwback. Proof that I'm old and beige comes from my belief that the Heartbreakers are one of the most underestimated live bands. I saw them a couple of times during the 80s. Here is a cut from the 1985 tour. The second half ramps up.

Kobe went on to say, "I would go to jail before I would go to bed without satisfying my urges. Doing that would mean that I would beat myself, that I accepted 'No' for an answer, because if you keep trying you'll either get a 'Yes' or you'll get to the right true end anyway."

Darryl Hammond filled in for him at least once:

There's a good game of AFL going on now on Fox Sports 2, however it's about to go to half. North Melbourne 36 - Adelaide Crows 37.

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

In an effort to show that this was all fun and games, the LMA has sidestepped any misunderstanding by adding an O to their name.

"...can you believe this guy? I mean seriously, what a lazy, lethargic asshole..."

It looks like her hand moves the officer back

Steve Smith would make a particularly effective elementary school bully, mostly because he blends in with most fourth-graders.

"Drunk Uncle from LI" would not be good for the brand either.

Just listened to the Marc Maron interview with Robin Willisms four years ago. Great listen, but the last ten minutes will give you chills.

A practically civil day! Hammond B3s and good wishes for everyone.

Today 0-1

He really does it to fend off the slurs hurled at him by his rival, Trey Urugay.

If it's true that the old commenting-style of moderation will be making a return, then a song about gratitude seems about right.

In my defense, that couple's kid approached my sprint car in a dark suit while moving directly into the flow of traffic.

Too bad for the victim. If he had just held out a little longer, York had an engagement ring waiting for him.