At first read, I thought it said "a bite-size lesson about episiotomy" and I thought "I don't remember that part of the movie."

The guy in front of him almost ended up with the coveted Yellow Jersey.

Good Lord! That was amazing.

The entire concert is amazing. Something and While My Guitar Gently Weeps are great, but Ringo saying that Photograph will have a different meaning from now on kills me every time.

For a second I thought someone said something about me not being able to get it up

Rick originally balked at this because he thought it was "Ho-Ho's Anonymous" and figured he was being typecast.

I have found that every time I get the flu or some terrible virus, it ends up being a great way to give up caffeine. Basically, your body has bigger problems than the caffeine withdrawal. I usually end up going back to it eventually, but for those couple of weeks the monkey is off my back.

The old "Chinese Fire Drill." If I've seen it once, I've seen it a hundred times.

Gotze is now a national hero in Germany. He will be beloved for generations. A legend in his own time. And he will get all the free scheisse porn he can handle.

Had a dog when I was a kid and it killed me when she died, but never considered myself a "dog person". After years of begging and holding my kids off, we finally figured they were old enough and broke down 4 months ago and got a little terrier mutt from a shelter. I don't know if we lucked out or what, but this dog is…

I finally saw the movie "24 Hour Party People" a few weeks ago. Great movie. Can't believe I missed it for as long as I did.

Well, if they have to remove the hair from the injured area to apply the bandage, at least he is in the right place.

4/5 of them are Canadian. Owning some Motown

This guy has nothing to worry about. Like my dad always said, "Never get a tattoo that can be seen by a judge when your wearing a suit, a turtle-neck sweater, a big, bushy beard, a baseball hat pulled down low and a pair of wrap-around sunglasses."

Sympathy for the Deutschland

I was hoping that Pele would emerge from the stands to lead the comeback, but I am not sure that even Pele, Sylvester Stallone and Michael Caine could help them at this point.

I donated blood at the local blood drive a few weeks ago. Today I got a call from someone from the blood center asking me to confirm my ID. Then they told me I had won the raffle drawing for season passes to Six Flags.

Gotta love a Stones song that has Lennon and McCartney on backing vocals

Can't believe no one has gotten around to this one.

Heard this song as a kid and thought it was pretty cool. Now that I am older and wiser, it kills me every time.