Goliath would be shitting his pants right now if David had this.

Dude if that looks belongs to her husband alone I have fucked her husband like, 12 times.

My top contenders:

HP/MP restored! But you're still hungry.

Not sure which beating was worse: the one he laid on the MSU players or the one he laid on the English language.

Yeah right. Try running this at 60 FPS. Your computer will weep.

Ah of course, Darth Realistically — the most down-to-earth Sith Lord there ever was.

...ly good zinging.

could it not be the seven seas?

Jalopnik PSA.

PLEASE NO!!!!!!!

Dude, GB3 happened, it was a video game. You should check it out.

Are you cruising for dates?

WoW actually does it every major content patch because those introduce the new raids, and those come out every 3-4 months or so.

Blogger Doom vs Fantastic 4Chan

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins was a nice touch