Nope, nobody likes him. His Harvard ‘03 classmates are savaging him in the report for their upcoming 15th reunion:

OF COURSE one of her children is named Jaxson.

Our bodies are not built to fight large cats. We have thin skin that doesn’t do a good job protecting our vitals from large claws and huge teeth. We’re good at problem solving and throwing things, and we’re built to do some physical things quite well, but fighting large cats and bears is not what we excel at.

So, let’s see: Wrapping up his ninth season, will play in the NBA Finals for the fourth time in those nine years, has won the scoring title once and MVP twice, and has singlehandedly challenged and changed notions about floor spacing and the value of the deep shot, more or less shaping the game in his own image...but…

Sounds like he has a pretty finely-tuned internal clock, he’s probably a good natural percussionist.

You should. Wendy’s twitter account is actually pretty funny

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

“We’ve got to install soundproofed phone booths,

See the orange maggot with the long tie and the make up
Yeah buddy that’s not his own hair
That orange maggot got his own jet airplane
That orange maggot he’s a millionaire

That ain’t lawyerin’. That’s the way you do it.

Let me tell you, this guy’s damn dumb.

It’s too damn early in the morning for that picture.

Who the heck buy a new console to play old games from decades ago? Especially when the manufacturer didn’t announce they would port these games?

No, we did not all think that was fine.

He’s out to start a movement, and he won’t rest until the competition is #2. Coming this fall to NBC... Brad Leland *is*...

*** The PooperIntendant ***

From the mug shot it looks like they caught him before he had the chance to go.

Another thing that kill the heat of a Wendy’s spicy chicken: the air that moves into your mouth as you inhale to say “they call this fucking thing ‘spicy’?”

What did Trump think about Jeff Sessions’ recusal from the Russia investigation?

I recently got this game for my Switch and I’m terribly addicted! Can we safely assume co-op will be on the Switch version too?